MTK Police Blotter

Underage Drinking

Underage drinking took place during the Saint Patrick's Day parade last Sunday. Police were in full force and displayed a strong presence in the streets, but for some reason, underage drinkers thought this was the best time to get caught drinking alcohol.

Michael Phelps

A man dressed up like Michael Phelps was spotted running down the street holding a large bong. He was not arrested. That's the parade for you baby!

Boy Out Of Bus

By all reports, the boy who fell out of a party bus in Montauk, is going to be alright. The reputation of his parents, not so much.

Strange Noise

A strange noise was heard near Gurney's Inn last week. After an investigation, everybody is pretty sure that it was staff writer TJ Clemente powering through a workout on his weight loss quest and his desire to win a local tennis tournament. He has so far lost more than 30 pounds.

No License

A young woman in Montauk was caught driving without a driver's license. She was released on her own recognizance.

Scuffle

A scuffle broke out between to youths during the Montauk St. Patrick's Day Parade last Sunday. The youths were proptly arrested by police.

Billy Bass

Somebody stole the Big Mouth Bill Bass, a motion activated singing and talking electronic fish, off the mantle of a Montauk home after it was re-programmed to play the song, "Give Me A Piece Of That Filet o' Fish." An investigation is underway.

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