Dan's Papers - March 13, 2009 -

THE PICTURE SHOW AT BAY STREET - 3/13 - King Kong at 8 p.m. Bay Street Theater, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500.

STRAWBERRY FIELDS - 3/13 - The Hurricane Educational Foundation presents Strawberry Fields in concert. The ultimate Beatles music experience takes place at 7:30 p.m. at the Westhampton Beach District Auditorium. Tickes are $10 in advance, $15 at the door. Call 631-288-1312.

CONFESSIONS OF ST. PATRICK - 3/13 - St. Patrick Portrayed by Roger Nelson. Tickets: $15. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center. 7:30 p.m. 631-288-1500.

JEWELRY CLASS - 3/13 - Learn to make jewelry with Eric Messin, Resident Master Jeweler. 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. Pelletreau Shop, Southampton. 631-283-2494.

AEROBATIC STUNT SHOW - 3/14 - 3 p.m. Rogers Beach Pavilion at Dune Road in Westhampton. Come enjoy an Aerobatic Stunt Show over the blue Atlantic Ocean at Rogers Beach by the best aerobatic stunt pilot in the nation and a local kid to boot. Come watch the wonders of Mike Mancuso as he dives, spins and thrills the crowds with his aerial show. Free to all. 631-560-6392.

HEARTHSIDE POETRY SERIES - 3/14 - Neil Shepard and George Wallace read poetry. Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 4 p.m. to 5 p.m. 631-283-2494.

FREE MOVIE NIGHT - 3/14 - 6:30 p.m. at Yoga Shanti in Sag Harbor, enjoy a free film interviewing Ram Dass about the nature of the ecstatic experience is interspersed with footage of traditional ecstatic rituals in India. 631-725-6424.

CROSSROADS COFFEEHOUSE - 3/14 - 7 p.m. to 10 p.m., 5 Old Stone Highway, East Hampton. The intention of the "coffeehouse" is to provide a venue for local bands to share their music. We also donate the profits from the $10 door charge to local charities. Coffee and other goodies are provided by the Springs General Store. 631-907-4838.

DAMAGED CINEMA SERIES - 3/14 - Lost In Translation, 7 p.m. The Parrish Art Museum is located at 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. All films start at 7 p.m. and are $5 for member and $7 for non-members.

CABARET AT BAYSTREET - 3/14 - Bay Street Theater opens its doors to Cabaret at 10 p.m. Live music and open bar in the Bay Lounge. Call 631-725-0818 ext. 110.

42nd ANNUAL WESTHAMPTON BEACH ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE - 3/14 - Westhampton Beach. Starts at noon sharp. 516-560-6392.

SOUTHAMPTON HOSPITAL CANCER LECTURE - 3/14 - Southampton Hospital will present a free lecture, "Cancer Genetics: A Conversation for Cancer Survivors and their Families" sponsored by Fighting Chance, the Sag Harbor-based cancer resource organization. 10:30 to noon. Parrish Memorial Hall, Southampton. 631-726-8700, ext. 8.

CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE LUNCH - 3/14 - St. Mark's Episcopal Church, Westhampton. Hosted by Leon Lewandowski, Steve Turner and multiple volunteers. Menu $12 includes Corned Beef, Cabbage, Potatoes, Carrots, Irish Soda Bread, Dessert, Coffee & Tea. Wine or Stout $3, Domestic Beer $2 and Soda $1. Children's Menu $6. 631-288-2111.

FREE YOGA - 3/15 - Complimentary Yoga Class at lululemon athletica in East Hampton. 5 p.m. 35 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-4192.

YEATS IN LOVE - 3/15 - 3 p.m., The Shelter Island Public Library. Song settings of Yeats' best-known poems and traditional music, the story of their profound love is told. Registration is requested, please call 631-749-0042 to reserve your seat.

SUPER BREAKFAST - 3/15 - The Kiwanis Club of Greater Westhampton presents "Super Breakfast" to benefit those in need in our community. Come enjoy French Toast, Eggs, Bagels, Sausage, Home Fries, Fresh Fruit, Coffee, Tea and Juice in the Westhampton Beach High School Cafetorium. Adults $10, Children under 10 years old $5, and Children under three years old - free. 8 a.m. to 12 noon 631-288-1486.

FELIX MENDELSSOHN AT THE MONTAUK LIBRARY - 3/15 - Felix Mendelssohn: His Life & Work - Concert And Discussion. 3:30 p.m. to 5:30 p.m. - Free and open to the public. Montauk Library, Gosman Room, 871 Montauk Highway in Montauk. 631-668-3377.

OPEN ARTS STUDIO - 3/16 - 6 to 8 p.m., every Monday drawing studio. Easels, donkeys and drawing boards provided. 11 Indian Wells Hwy. 631-267-2787. $15.

EAST HAMPTON REPUBLICAN COMMITTEE ST. PATRICK'S DAY CELEBRATION - 3/16 - The East Hampton Town Republican Committee Hosts a St. Patrick's Day Celebration with special guest Frances Ecker, Grand Marshall of Montauk's 2009 St. Patrick's Day Parade. Irish music and bagpipers will provide the entertainment. Families are welcome. Indian Wells Tavern, 177 Main Street, Amagansett. 5 p.m. to 7 p.m.

HEALTHY EATING CLASS - 3/16 - Stein's method of Effective Appetite Training (EAT) to accustom palates to lighter, fresher foods. A total lifestyle approach for the better body inside the one you have now.Jewish Center of the Hamptons, 44 Woods Lane. 6 p.m. to 7 p.m. - Preregistration required. 631-668-4489.

UNINSTRUCTED LIFE DRAWING - 3/17 - 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. and 7 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. at the Southampton Cultural Center. 631-287-4377.

THE NAKED STAGE - 3/18 - Staged reading by The Naked Stage of The Beauty Queen of Leenane by Martin McDonagh, Co-winner of the 1998 Lucille Lortel Award for outstanding play. Guild Hall, East Hampton. 7:30 p.m. For more information, visit www.guildhall.org. 631-324-0806.

CELEBRATE WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH - 3/18 - 10 a.m. Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. Discussion of East End Women. 631-283-2494.

SIX DEGREES OF SEPERATION - 3/18 - "Six Degrees of Separation" will be presented from March 19 through April 5 on Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings at 8 p.m. and Sunday afternoons at 2:30 p.m. Ticket prices are $22 for adults, $20 for seniors (on Thursdays, Fridays and Sundays) and $10 for students under 21. Group discounts are available upon request. www.hamptontheatre.org 631-653-8955

THE LONGHOUSE RESERVE'S SPRING BENEFIT IN NYC - 3/19 - The LongHouse Reserve will host an intimate evening benefit at one of the oldest literary clubs in the United States, The Lotos Club in New York City. 6:30 p.m. 631-329-3568.

THE PICTURE SHOW AT BAY STREET - 3/20 - Night Of The Hunter at 8 p.m. Bay Street Theater, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500.

CASINO NIGHT - 3/21 - 7 p.m.-12 a.m. Gambling, food and a prize auction. $85 per ticket. Each ticket includes food, music and $300 in chips. All proceeds benefit the Kiwanis Club of Greater Westhampton to be used to help locals in need. At Atlantica, 231 Dune Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-905-4869 for more information.

UP JUMPED SPRING! CONCERT - 3/21 - 8 p.m. The Art of Song presents "Up Jumped Spring!" Celebrating the songs of Spring featuring vocalist Toby Altman. The Unitarian Universalist Meeting House, 977 Bridgehampton-Sag Harbor Tpke. 631-332-2550.

CABARET AT BAYSTREET - 3/21 - Bay Street Theater opens its doors to Cabaret at 10 p.m. Live music and open bar in the Bay Lounge. Call 631-725-0818 ext. 110.

QUAIL HILL FARM - 3/21 - 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Composting and Seeding. While at the farm, learn about the importance of making and using compost from home and yard scraps to improve your garden, as well as how to create a fertile soil mix. Quail Hill Farm, Deep Lane, Amagansett. 631-283-3195.

DANCING FEVER - 3/21- 8 p.m., Ziggy's, Sag Harbor-Bridgehampton Turnpike. Town: Sag Harbor. A Night of Dance Fever, Fun, Friends and Fabulous Tunes. Happy Hour Drink Prices - $25 each. 631-725-9803.

OSCAR NOMINATED SHORTS- 3/21 - Saturday at 7:30 p.m., Sunday at 1 p.m. and 4 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center. Toyland from Germany (a boy in 1942 is convinced his Jewish neighbors are being shipped off to Toyland). 631-288-2350, ext. 115.

AUTISM BENEFIT - 3/21 - 7 p.m. to 11 p.m., Bridgehampton Community House, Bridgehampton. All proceeds go directly to The Young Autism Program Charitable Foundation. Tickets are $40 which includes hors d'oeuvres, cocktails and dancing. Music will be provided by Street Corner Rhythms. There will be a silent auction, Chinese auction and 50/50. 631-725-2366.

THE PICTURE SHOW AT BAY STREET- 3/21- Heaven Knows Mr. Allison at 8 p.m. Bay Street Theater, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500.

FREE YOGA - 3/22 - Complimentary Yoga Class at lululemon athletica in East Hampton. 5 p.m. 35 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-4192.

SOUTHAMPTON HOSPITAL BENEFIT - 3/22 - Trivia challenge to benefit Southampton Hospital's Emergency Room. 1 p.m. to 5 p.m. Southampton Hospital's Parrish Memorial Hall, Corner of Herrick Road and Lewis Street, just south of Emergency Room. 631-283-6549.