Dan's Papers - March 7, 2008

YOUNG AUTISM BENEFIT - 3/8 - 7-11 p.m. A benefit to support The Young Autism Program at the Breakwater Yacht Club. Tickets $40. Cocktails, hors d'oeuvres, Chinese auction, raffle. Located at 51 Bay Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2366.

THE PAUL KOSTER MEMORIAL BENEFIT - 3/8 - 7 p.m. Benefit at John Duck's Restaurant for Paul Koster Memorial. Located at 15 Prospect Street, Southampton. 631-283-3354

JUNIOR LIFEGUARDS OF EAST HAMPTON FUNDRAISER - 3/8 - 7-11 p.m. Fundraiser to benefit East Hampton Junior Lifeguards. Tickets $20 in advance, $25 at the door. Located at East by Northeast, 51 Edgemere Street, Montauk. 631-324-2787.

SPRING FLING FUNDRAISER - 3/8 - 7:30-11 p.m. "Saturday Night Fever" theme to benefit the Parrish Art Museum. Hors d' oeuvres, open bar, dancing and a raffle for two tickets to the Midsummer Party. Tickets $100 members, $150 non-members. Located at the Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-287-0453.

CHALLAH TIME - 3/7 - 5:30 p.m. Challah dough braiding for children, parents and grandparents. Located at Chabad of Southampton Jewish Center, 214 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-287-2249.

LIVE MUSIC AT PUBLICK HOUSE - 3/7 - 10:30 p.m. Project Vibe will perform. Located at Publick House, 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. 631-283-2800.

STEPHEN TALKHOUSE - 3/7 - 10 p.m. The Realm will perform. Tickets $10. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117.

LATINO NIGHT - 3/7 - Every Friday night, Saturdays are with DJ Sam. Located at Cigar Bar, 2 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2575.

COOKING CLASSES - 3/7 - 6-9 p.m. "A Taste of Ireland" with Lia Fallon. Admission $99. Located at Loaves and Fishes Cooking School at the Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 Main Street, Bridgehampton. To register visit landfcookshop.com. 631-537-3586.

FRIDAY NIGHT MOVIE - 3/7 - 6:30 p.m. Why Did I Get Married will show. Located at the John Jermain Library, 201 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049.

HEALTH & SAFETY FAIR - 3/7 - 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Free health fair along with free car seats, bicycle helmets and safety checks for existing car seats. Located at 200 Pantigo Place, East Hampton. 631-329-2425.

LIVE MUSIC AT THE PATIO - 3/8 - 9 p.m. The Frank Anthony Trio, vocals, saxophone and piano will perform Saturdays. Located at The Patio, 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100.

STEPHEN TALKHOUSE - 3/8 - 8 p.m. Feed The Need will perform followed by Little Head Thinks at 10 p.m. Tickets $10. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117.

KARAOKE - 3/8 - 10:30 p.m. Karaoke night Saturdays. Located at Almoncello Restaurant, 290 Montauk Hwy, East Hampton. 631-329-6700.

LIVE MUSIC - 3/8 - 9 p.m. Jim Turner and the Ocean People will perform. Located at Murf's Back Street Tavern, 64 Division Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-8355.

TRADITIONAL IRISH MUSIC CONCERT - 3/8 - 7:30 p.m. Irish Folk Music and John Morrison will go live at the Old Whalers Church. Tickets are $17. Includes three- course Irish dinner. Located at 44 Union Street, Sag Harbor. 646-345-5608.

THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST - 3/8 - 7:30-9:30 p.m. Oscar Wilde's The Importance Of Being Earnest Naked Stage reading. Located at the Montauk Library, 871 Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-3377.

HEALTH FAIR - 3/8 - 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Community health fair with light complimentary refreshments. Located at East Hampton HealthCare Center, 200 Pantigo Place, East Hampton. 631-329-2425.

COOKING EVENT - 3/8 - 12-2 p.m. Mark Sanne of Loaves and Fishes Cookshop and owner of Global Palate, an ethnic spice company, will demonstrate some of his recipes. Located at the cookshop, 2422 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-537-6066.

MEMOIR READING - 3/8 - 6 p.m. Reading featuring Myra Shapiro's memoir Four Sublets: Becoming a Poet in New York and Family Reunion: Poems about Parenting Grown Children. Located at Canio's Books, 290 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926.

TRADITIONAL NEW ENGLAND BARN DANCE - 3/8 - 7:45 p.m. Dancing to live music, no partner needed. Located at the Community Center, Route 27, Water Mill. 631-725-9321.

TERRY SULLIVAN PERFORMANCE - 3/8 - 2 p.m. Singer and storyteller will perform. Located at the Bridgehampton Historical Society Museum, 2368 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1088.

GUILD HALL FREE MOVIE - 3/9 - 7 p.m. Film Screening of The Island as part of their 5th annual Winter Film Series. Free to all. Located at 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806.

BUDDHIST MEDITATION - 3/9 - 10:30-11:30 a.m. Meditations to increase mental peace and well-being for everyone. Located at 40 West Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays. 631-728-5700.

CHORAL SOCIETY CONCERT - 3/9 - 4 p.m. Choral Society of The Hamptons will perform. Located at the First Presbyterian Church, 120 Main Street in East Hampton. Tickets $25, youths under 18, $10. 212-255-4460.

JAZZ ON THE VINE - 3/9 - 2:00 p.m. The Wölffer Estate Tasting Room to feature smooth jazz sounds of the Chuck Fowler Trio. No reservations or cover charge required. Located at Wölffer Estate, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106 ext. 20.

CELLO, REEDS & KEYS CONCERT - 3/9 - 3 p.m. Pianist Elinor Abrams Zaya, cellist Suzanne Mueler and guest clarinetist Joseph Rutowski Jr. will perform. Located at the Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774 ext 523.

LECTURE & SLIDESHOW - 3/9 - 2 p.m. Allyson Hayward's lecture and slide show. Located at the Bridgehampton Community House, 2368 Montauk Hwy. 631-537-2223.

WIN KNOWLTON LECTURE- 3/9 - 11 a.m. Sculptor, painter and garden designer Win Knowlton will lecture on the topic of "New Gardens." $35 for members and $40 for non-members. Located at the Winter Studio, Sagg Lake Lane, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8200.

OPEN STUDIO FIGURE DRAWING - 3/10 - 6-9 p.m.- Open studio Mondays. $15 per person. Located at Applied Arts, 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631-267-2787.

LIVE MUSIC - 3/11- 6:30-9:30 p.m. Jody Carlson and her band will perform Tuesdays. Located at Pierre's, 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110.

DRAWING WORKSHOPS - 3/11- 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Uninstructed life drawing workshops sponsored by Southampton Artists Association. Located at 2 Pond Lane at the Veterans Hall, Southampton. 631-725-5851.

AN EVENING OF IRISH LORE - 3/11 - 7:30 p.m. The Naked Stage play reading of plays by J.M. Synge and others. Located at Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-4050.

COOKING CLASSES - 3/12 - 6-8 p.m. "Grilling and Smoking" with Chris Cariello. Admission $69. Located at Loaves and Fishes Cooking School at the Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 Main Street, Bridgehampton. To register visit landfcookshop.com. 631-537-3586.

PUB QUIZ - 3/12 - 7:15 p.m. To benefit the Southampton Town Democratic Committee. $25 per person, $40 per couple, $10 with student ID. Located at Buckley's Inn Between, Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 917-370-7227.

CHEF BRIAN CHEEWING - 3/12 - 12 p.m. The chef will speak about and serve samples from meals of Almond Restaurant. Located at the Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Road. 631-283-0774 ext. 523.

HERITAGE COOKING CLASSES - 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Chef Jeremy Palmer of The Clamman will share his secrets of a successful clam chowder. Lunch included. $50 members, $60 non-members. Located at the Southampton Historical Museums and Research Center at Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2494.

OPEN STUDIO DARK ROOM - 3/13 - 6-9 p.m. Open studio every Thursday. $20 per person. Located at Applied Arts, 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631-267-2787.

TWILIGHT THURSDAYS - 3/13 - 5-7:30 p.m. Charles Certain will perform live music and there will be complimentary cheeses. Located at Wölffer Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106.

LIVE MUSIC - 3/13 - 7 p.m. Steve Fredericks will perform. Located at MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge, 760 Montauk Hwy, Water Mill. 631-726-2606.

MONTAUK MOVIE - 3/13 - 7 p.m. The Montauk Library will show Billy Elliot. Located at 871 Montauk Hwy, Montauk. 631-668-3377.

BOWLING NIGHT - 3/13 - All night $2 drinks, pool and bowling. Located at East Hampton Bowl, 71 Montauk Hwy, East Hampton. 631-324-1950.

MRS. WILSON'S GROVE - 3/8 - 10 a.m. 6-mile fast-paced walk. Meet at the trail head parking lot east of Route 114 and Edward's Hole Road, East Hampton. Call Larry and Judy Kron, 631-329-3948.

ORIENT POINT - 3/8 - 10 a.m.-1 p.m. 4-mile beach walk. Meet at the South Ferry on Route 114, North Haven for a shared expense car pool. Call Tony Garro, 631-725-5861.

SPRINGS/AMAGANSETT - 3/9 - 10 a.m. 5-mile hike on new trail. Meet at Ashawagh Hall, Parsons Place, Springs. Call Irwin Levy, 516-456-1337.

LONGSHANKS - 3/9 - 12:30 p.m. 9-mile hike. Meet at the Chatsfield's Hole Roadside parking area on Two Holes of Water Road, East Hampton. Call Lynn Mendelman, 631-324-8070.

NARROW LANE CLEAN-UP - 3/9 - 8-9 a.m. Bring gloves. Meet at Narrow Lane and Norris Lanes, Bridgehampton. Call Dai Dayton, 631-745-0689.

COASTAL HITHER WOODS - 3/12 - 10 a.m. 3 to 4- mile coastal trail. Take Second House Road to left on Navy Road and park at end of Navy Road, Montauk. Call Carol Andrews, 631-725-3367.

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THE WILDLIFE RESCUE CENTER OF THE HAMPTONS - 3/16 - 2:30 p.m. Rescue/Transport class for beginners at the Montauk Library. 871 Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-728-9453.

ARCHITECTURE SCHOLARSHIPS - The Peconic Chapter of the American Institue of Architects will award three $2,500 grants this year for those that wish to advance their studies. Architects, associate A.I.A. members and intern architects who live or practice on the East End can submit travel proposals by June 27. Visit www.aiapeconic.org.

MEMORIAL SCHOLARSHIP- In honor of Robert Long a scholarship fund has been set up. Local Students interested in applying should contact their English teacher or guidance counselor. 631-725-4926.