Police Blotter

Too Much To Drink

A man in Sag Harbor was booted out of a restaurant in Sag Harbor after it was determined by the manager that he had a little bit too much to drink. He then walked down the street and went for some more booze at a nearby restaurant on the same street, where he was once again kicked out for his demeanor. The man finally got the message and police escorted him home.

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Totally Busted

A 42-year-old man was caught red handed stealing three DVDs from a Bridgehampton store. The man was seen shoving the DVDs into his pants, as he was exiting the store, by a security officer. Ironically, the movies that he was caught stealing were The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie and Slackers.

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Redecorated

A woman in Bridgehampton walked into her home last week to find blankets and towels rearranged. She found an unidentified white T-shirt in the home as well. After carefully investigating, she determined that nothing was stolen. Police are looking for a serial redecorator.

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Playstation?

A geek-thief broke into a house in East Hampton with a screwdriver and stole a Sony Playstion, DVDs and computer games. The victim of the theft wants to restart.

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Fox

A woman in East Hampton, taking a walk down Egypt Lane, was startled when an unknown driver told her that a fox was following her. The woman saw the fox and immediately got into the car, and the driver then proceeded to give her a lift to her house. She called police about the fox later, but there are no reports on the release of any hounds.

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Hunting

Police on Shelter Island responded to a call last week from a resident that claimed hunters were shooting too close to his property. Police at the scene determined that the hunters were in legal range of the property and that it was safe. Needless to say, the resident was still a little irritated by the gunfire outside of his SHELTER ISLAND home.

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Moved Car

Somebody moved a car, which was unlocked and had the keys in its ignition, to the other side of the street in Sag Harbor. The car owner called the police to tell them it was moved without his permission. In other news, somebody moved a car across the street because it was blocking a driveway.

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One Ticket

The only ticket delivered for the week was issued to a driver on Shelter Island last week for driving with suspended license plates. Half a warning was also given to a driver doing 36 mph in a 30 mph zone.

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Out Of Town

This is just too good to ignore. In Ohio, an 18-year-old high school student, sporting a full beard and long hair, had to be stun-gunned to the ground by police after he rubbed oil all over his body and ran naked through the school cafeteria. The oil on his body made it difficult for anybody to grab him because he was slippery like a fish. The kid was arrested for inducing panic and other offenses. What an idiot.