Police Blotter

Drunk in The Street

A man was standing drunk in the middle of the street in East Hampton. When police approached, they noticed a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage on his breath. The man then became unsteady on his feet and fainted. After helping the man, the officer escorted him to his squad car.

Fraud

A hotel in Montauk reported that approximately $7,000 worth of unauthorized charges were racked up against the hotel. None of the charges were racked up from the mini-bar or from adult movies.

Break In

A man in Southampton reported to police that somebody broke into his home and stole $5,000 worth of electronic and computer equipment. Police have opened up a full investigation into the theft.

Another Break In

A woman in East Hampton reported to police that somebody stole an antique gold ring with ruby diamonds and a gold ring with a sapphire and two diamonds. The estimated cost of the jewelry is valued at $6,600. An investigation is underway.

Weirdo

A man in Montauk reported to police that another man entered his home that he did not know while he was there. The owner then asked the man if he could be helped, to which he responded with, "No." The man then left the premises. When police arrived, they could not find the trespasser.

Excessive Window Tint

A man in Water Mill pulled over for having a window tint on his car that was not legal. When police pulled the man over, they found out that he was driving without a driver's license.

Egg Bomb

A woman in Southampton reported to police that her entire house was egged and covered with toilet paper. Rotten kids!

By David Lion Rattiner

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