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| Issue #27 - September 26, 2008 |
Police Blotter
Explosion
A large explosion took place in Southampton, but you don't have to worry about it because it was for the filming of a new HBO series.
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Cable Box
A cable box was stolen from a home in Amagansett. The cable company would not reimburse the stolen box unless a police report was filed about the theft and that is why you are reading this police report right now.
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Motorcycle
A man in Sag Harbor was pulled over and charged by police when they saw him driving through the town on a motorcycle without a license plate. He tried to get out of it by explaining to police that the DMV issued him a license plate that said, COPS SUK. Police didn't buy it.
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Bad Renter
A woman renting her house in East Hampton reported that two pieces of jewelry, with an estimated total value of $35,000, was stolen from her home. She believes that the people who rented her home were the ones that stole her jewelry. Police are investigating the incident.
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Badminton Net?
A badminton net was reported stolen from a home in East Hampton. The net is valued at around $60. Fortunately for the family, none of them ever really played badminton with each other.
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No Pay
A woman in a black sport utility vehicle pulled up to a gas station and asked for a full tank of gas. The gas station attendant began to fill up the car, but when the pump reached eight dollars, the woman in the sport utility vehicle took off down the road without paying. She made it about half a block up the street.
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Didn't Want To Go
A man in Southampton tried to escape from a police cruiser, while still in handcuffs. He actually tired to jump out of the cruiser's window. Needless to say, the window was not as easy as an escape route as he had thought. The man was immediately shoved back through the window into the cruiser. He was additionally charged with attempting to escape.
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General Store
A general store in East Hampton reported a few things stolen. For the most part, everything stolen was just a lot of general items.
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Red, White and Blue
A man reported in Southampton that a red, white and blue dirt bike was stolen from his home while he was away. Police are on the look out for one very patriotic motorcycle that was manufactured in Japan.
Compiled and Written by David Lion Rattiner
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