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| Issue #25 - September 12, 2008 |
Police Blotter
We Got A Runner
A woman who was pulled over for driving all over the road, decided that instead of facing the music, she would run off into the woods. Police set a chase after the woman, who tried to hide in the woods, but was quickly found. While being arrested police told the woman that they were expert manhunt player when they were teenagers, and to run off in the woods would always lead to getting caught.
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Big Waves
In Montauk, the waves have been so big because of the hurricanes that some people are getting hurt. Three people were injured because they went out to surf with the big boys but did not have enough swimming experience. One man, who was a doctor, suffered some injuries from the waves but refused medical treatment.
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The Dark Knight
Teenagers in Hampton Bays were caught sneaking into the new Batman movie over the weekend. The teenagers were caught after one of them was heard saying in the theater, "This is so cool that we just snuck into Batman!" Not very subtle.
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Stop Calling Me
A man in East Hampton just doesn't seem to be getting the message. The man has been calling a woman he wants to develop a relationship with but unfortunately for him, she isn't interested. The woman called police and they contacted the man and advised him to stop calling her. However, the man continued to call her and was subsequently arrested. We are waiting for details to see whom he called when police gave him his one phone call.
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Not Her Pals
A woman in Amagansett called police after she heard people in her house laughing and giggling that she did not know. The woman called police after she noticed a bunch of sheets and blankets were missing from her home. The woman learned a lesson. In general, if there are people in your house that you do not know and they are laughing, you should call the police.
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Oh Waiter, Smack
A waiter in Southampton was punched in the face after he had not given enough attention to his customer. The customer became upset after waiting for nearly an hour for service at the restaurant and became so angry that he threw a drink at the waiter and punched him in the face. In the Hamptons, we have very difficult patrons.
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Bicycles
Several bicycles in Montauk were stolen over the weekend. Police are suspicious that it has something to do with the fact that gasoline in Montauk at many of the stations there costs $5 per gallon. Hmmm, ya think?!?!
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Scooby Doo!
A pet named Scooby Doo went missing in Hampton Bays. Scooby, Scooby Doo. Where are you?
Written and Compiled By David Lion Rattiner
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