Police Blotter

Asleep At The Lawn

A man in Hampton Bays was arrested after he drove his car onto the lawn of personal property and fell asleep. Owners of the property alerted police and he was brought to jail. Police also referred to the owner a good landscaper in the area.

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Convertible

A man left his wallet that included his driver's license and credit cards on the seat of his convertible while was parked in East Hampton. The convertible top was down, although the man did lock the car, somehow a thief was able to find a way into the convertible and steal his wallet.

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Stolen Liquor

A man in Southampton was arrested after he went to a restaurant and stole a few bottles of liquor in front of employees in the restaurant. Police took the man away and returned the bottles, which found their way into paying customers hands.

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Rented The Home

Some renters in Southampton must have thought that they were charged too much. According to a report, approximately $10,000 worth of items had appeared missing from a home that was recently rented. When the owners of the home realized that many items had been stolen, they contacted police.

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Stolen Hybrid

A hybrid bicycle was stolen in Sag Harbor. The bicycle is a hybrid of pedaling power and electric motor power. Police are ruling out gas stations as a possible location where they might find the suspect.

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Loud Noises

A man began yelling at a police officer in Southampton after he disagreed with a ticket. The yelling turned into cursing. The officer did not respond to his request to dismiss the ticket.

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Propane

A man in Speonk reported to police that somebody stole a propane tank from outside his home. On the upside, the man has not had gas since then.

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Shelter Island

Cricket, cricket, cricket. Hoo hoo, hoo hoo.

- Written and Compiled by David Lion Rattiner

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