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| Issue #18 - July 25, 2008 |
Police Blotter
Lot's Of Tickets
725,432 parking tickets were issued in one night at the Surf Lodge in Montauk after police noticed that partygoers were parking their cars in illegal locations so that they could go to the popular nightclub/lounge.
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No Walking On A Billionaire's Property
Two teenagers were arrested after they were caught walking on a billionaire's property in Sagaponack late at night. The teens were caught by the billionaire's security guards and were attempting to swim in the giant pool of gold coins that the billionaire keeps in a large building.
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Payphone Thief
A man in Southampton that was caught stealing money out of payphones was arrested and charged by police. He was given his free phone call.
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Stolen Gasoline
A woman reported to police in Hampton Bays that fifteen gallons of gasoline had been siphoned out of her gas tank while her car was parked in a public area. At the current price of fuel, the gas is estimated to be valued at $400.
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Egged
A woman in Sag Harbor reported to police that somebody egged her car and home during the night. Police are investigating the incident. The woman is also offering free scrambled eggs at her home for those that are a little hungry for some breakfast.
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Pool Pump
The caretaker of a home in East Quogue reported to police that somebody stole a $650 pool pump from the home. Police are investigating the incident and are assuming that the thief has a knowledge of pools and how to resell a pool pump to the Hamptons pool pump market.
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Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Police responded to a report that a $4,000 rowboat had been stolen from a home in Southampton.
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Angry At Pooch
A woman in East Hampton became angry after she observed a dog urinating on the beach. The dogs owner attempted to explain that there was nothing he could do about it, but the woman demanded that the dog owner clean up the wet sand. An argument ensued, which was resolved with the dog owner kicked sand over the mess.
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Let's Go Yankees
A bar in Hampton Bays was the subject of controversy after an argument broke out between two people that turned into a fistfight. The bar owner kicked the two out and told them to resolve their argument about whether or not the Yankees or the Red Sox are the greatest baseball team of all time elsewhere.
- Compiled and Written By David Lion Rattiner
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