Dan's Papers - June 19, 2009

A man in Montauk was unhappy about being arrested last week. Police officers watched as the man exited a bar in Montauk seemingly intoxicated. When the man made an illegal u-turn, police pulled him over. When the officer interviewed the man, he was unsteady on his feet, his speech was slurred and his eyes were bloodshot. When the officer asked for identification, the man became irate and aggressive and was asked several times to calm down. Then the man started to kick at the officers when they grabbed his arm to calm him down. The man struggled and the police put him in handcuffs. He then while at the patrol car, he began kicking and struggling once again. Needless to say, the man was taken to jail.

A wedding ring and wedding band were reported stolen from a home in East Hampton. The owners of the home believe that somebody involved in the renovation of their upstairs bathroom is to blame. Another jewelry box upstairs appeared to be rummaged through, but nothing seemed to be missing from the jewelry box. Police have opened up a full investigation into the incident.

Teenagers were caught with alcohol at a beach party in Southampton. Several teenagers at the party were given police citations and the party was broken up by the officers.

Parking attendants at a parking lot in East Hampton booted a car of a woman who parked her car for 38 minutes. She reported the incident to police and said that she felt the parking attendants who she was dealing with were extremely unprofessional.

A storeowner in Bridgehampton reported to police that somebody stole $1,700 worth of merchandise from his store by three women, one who looked like a man dressed as a woman. Police are looking into these cross-dressing mystery bandits and have opened a full investigation into the matter.

A resident of Sag Harbor called police to report that somebody broke into his home and left a condom on his doorknob, as well as spray painted his walls. The man did not report any items stolen, but does not think that it was a prank.

A man in Sagaponack reported that somebody drove all over his front lawn, destroying it and causing nearly $1,000 worth of damages. There are witnesses who saw a white Escalade where the incident took place.

A man in East Quogue reported to police that another man punched him in the face at his home and then left in his Land Rover.