Dan's Papers - May 30, 2008

In East Hampton, Nick Lawler had his iPod stolen from his car. The iPod is valued at $165. After alerting police, Nick conducted a private detective firm to search for the iPod. He had no success. Several leads have come up since the incident and the thief is expected to be arrested in the upcoming days.

Almost every popular nightclub/bar in Hampton Bays has had a slew of drug related arrests. Twelve people suspected of selling drugs were arrested over the weekend and thankfully, police presence was in full force to manage the crowds.

If you drink and drive, police will arrest you and you will go to jail and then lose your license and never get any babes.

A family aboard a private jet had quite a scare when the wheels of the jet broke through the pavement at the edge of the taxiway. No injuries were reported from the jet crash. The family is considering taking a helicopter from now on.

A Microsoft xBox 360 was stolen from a home in Sag Harbor. The game system is valued at about $600. The victim lives with his great grandmother in East Hampton, and his great grandmother did not see or hear anybody enter the house. I think we all know what is going on here, the great grandmother is addicted to Call of Duty 4.

So many people were arrested throughout the Hamptons with alcohol related charges last weekend that the state government is thinking about turning Plum Island into a rehab facility.

A man reported to police that his gas grill had been stolen off of his property in Sag Harbor. So sad and so wrong.

A car with Delaware license plates was found abandoned in Bullhead Bay in Southampton. A dive team and rescue boat towed the car out of the water where it was taken for further investigation. There are several theories going around about the car, one theory is that the owners dumped it in the water once they realized they were driving around in a car with Delaware license plates on it.

A laptop was reported missing in East Hampton. On the police report, the victim claimed that there were very important videos saved to the laptop that he absolutely had to get back.

- Compiled and Written By David Lion Rattiner