Dan's Papers - May 9, 2008

ALL FOR ALEX BENEFIT - 5/9 - 7 p.m. Too Busy Being Bored, All County Fair. $20. At Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117.

TEA AND COOKIES - 5/10 - 11 a.m.-3 p.m. To benefit the Clay Art Guild. $20. At the Water Mill Museum, 41 Old Mill Rd., Water Mill. 631-726-2547.

SPRING CARNIVAL - 5/10 - 2:30-6:30 p.m. To benefit Southampton Youth Services. $5 for adults, $2 for children 3-12, children 2 and under are free. At Stony Brook Southampton, 239 Montauk Highway, Southampton. 631-632-5088.

GUILD HALL'S ANNUAL GOLF FUNDRAISER - 5/12 - 11 a.m.-8 p.m. $700 per person, $2,800 for a foursome. At The Maidstone Club, Old Beach Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-0806.

HOPE CLASSIC GOLF TOURNAMENT - 5/14 - 11 a.m. lunch. 12 p.m. shot gun start. $180 per person includes lunch, 18 holes of golf, cart, light dinner and bar. At Noyac Golf Club, Wildwood Road, Noyac. 631-726-8606.

BENEFIT FOR PANCREATIC CANCER RESEARCH - 5/15 - 6-8:30 p.m. Proceeds will go to the Lustgarten Foundation in memory of Mary D. Belesis. At Southampton Publick House, 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. 631-283-2800.

FREE DENTAL CLEANINGS FOR EXPECTANT MOTHERS - 5/9 - 9 a.m.-5 p.m. At Rejuvenation Dentistry, 56 The Circle, East Hampton. 631-324-6800 for appointments.

FRIDAY MATINEE AT THE LIBRARY - 5/9 - 2 p.m. May focus on Bette Davis. At the Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241.

LIVE MUSIC AT BLACKWELLS - 5/9 - 4-7 p.m. At Southampton Publick House, 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. 631-283-2800.

CHALLAH TIME - 5/9 - 5:30 p.m. Challah dough braiding for children, parents and grandparents. Located at Chabad of Southampton Jewish Center, 214 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-287-2249.

PHOTO SLIDE PRESENTATION - 5/9 - 6 p.m. Kathryn Szoka's "Crooked Knee" photo essay. At Canio's Books, 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926.

FRIDAY MOVIE - 5/9 - 6:30 p.m. August the First. At the John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049.

SEMINAR ON TEEN MENTAL HEALTH - 5/9 - 6:30 p.m. At the Ross School's Senior Thesis Building, 18 Goodfriend Dr., East Hampton. 631-907-5112.

FILM AT PARRISH - 5/9 - 7 p.m. The Apostle. At Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job's Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118.

ROY SCHEIDER WEEKEND - 5/9-10 - Friday - 7 p.m. Jaws, 9 p.m. The French Connection. Saturday - 8 p.m. All That Jazz. At Bay Street Theatre, on the Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500.

STEPHEN TALKHOUSE - 5/9 - 10:30 p.m. Little Head Thinks. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117.

LIVE MUSIC AT PUBLICK HOUSE - 5/9 - 10:30 p.m. At Southampton Publick House, 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. 631-283-2800.

LATINO NIGHT - 5/9 - Every Friday night, Saturdays are with DJ Sam. Located at Cigar Bar, 2 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2575.

BOOK SALE - 5/10 - 9 a.m.-2 p.m. At the Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241.

GLOBAL WARMING PRESENTATION - 5/10 - 9 a.m. After Shabbat services, followed by lunch. At the Temple Israel of Riverhead, 490 Northville Tpke., Riverhead. 631-727-3191.

GOLF FITNESS - 5/10 - 10-11 a.m. $30. At Montauk Downs, 50, South Fairview Ave., Montauk. 631-668-1100.

LADIES SPRING SWING CLINIC - 5/10 - 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. $60. At Montauk Downs, 50, South Fairview Ave., Montauk. 631-668-1100.

BANJO CONCERT - 5/10 - 1-2:30 p.m. Banjo Bob & Crazy Henry. At the Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241.

THEATER MITU - 5/10 - 2:30 p.m. DRC (or How I learned to Act in Eight Steps). At Watermill Center, 39 Watermill Towd Rd., Water Mill. 631-726-4628.

LOWER YOUR ENERGY BILLS ASAP - 5/10 - 3-5 p.m. Speaker Laszlo Kiss. Wine and cheese will be served. At Design Within Reach, 30 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631-324-7261.

BOOK DISCUSSION - 5/10 - 6 p.m. "Spring Reads," recommendations from the National Book Critics Circle. At Canio's Books, 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926.

HANDBELL CHOIR CONCERT - 5/10 - 7:30 p.m. At First Presbyterian Church, 120 Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-9803.

LIVE MUSIC AT THE PATIO - 5/10 - 8 p.m. The Frank Anthony Trio, vocals, saxophone and piano will perform Saturdays. Located at The Patio 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100.

STEPHEN TALKHOUSE - 5/10 - 8 p.m. Feed the Need, $10; 10:30 p.m. Evolution $30. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117.

LIVE MUSIC AT THE ARTFUL DODGER - 5/10- 9 p.m. No cover charge. Located at 113 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2885.

LIVE MUSIC AT 75 MAIN - 5/10 - 10 p.m. Mambo Loco Quartet. Located at 75 Main St., Southampton. 631-283-7575.

KARAOKE - 5/10 - 10:30 p.m. Karaoke night, Saturdays. Located at Almoncello Restaurant, 290 Montauk Hwy, East Hampton. 631-329-6700.

BUDDHIST MEDITATION - 5/11 - 10:30-11:30 a.m. Meditations to increase mental peace and well-being for everyone. Located at 40 West Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays. 631-728-5700.

LIVE MUSIC AT WORLD PIE - 5/11 - 12:30-4:30 p.m. Sari Kessler Trio. At 2402 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7999.

CHAIR YOGA - 5/9 - 8:30-9:30 a.m. At the John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049.

BLOOD DRIVE - 5/12 - 2:30-8 p.m. At Radu Physical Culture Gym and Spa, 33 Hill St., Southampton. 631-283-9084.

PHILOSOPHY CLASS - 5/12 - 3 p.m. With instructor Susan Pashman. Registration is required. At The Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015.

ENGLISH CONVERSATION CLASS - 5/12 - 5-6:30 p.m. For ESL students who have a basic comprehension of English vocabulary and grammar. At The Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015.

OPEN STUDIO FIGURE DRAWING - 5/12 - 6-9 p.m. - Open studio Mondays. $15 per person. Located at Applied Arts, 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631-267-2787.

IRENE"S CRAFT CORNER - 5/10 - 6:30-9 p.m. Painted foot stool. At the Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241.

HAMPTON BAYS CIVIC ASSOCIATION MEETING - 5/12 - 7 p.m. At Southampton Town Community/Senior Nutrition Center, Ponquogue Avenue, Hampton Bays.

TOP TEN TECHNIQUES FOR BETTER PHOTOS - 5/12 - 7-8:30 p.m. At Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-283-0774.

DRAWING WORKSHOPS - 5/13 - 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 7-9:30 p.m. Sponsored by Southampton Artists Association. Located at 2 Pond Lane at the Veterans Hall, Southampton. 631-725-5851.

TUESDAY MORNING YOGA - 5/13 - 10:15 a.m. $5 per class. At the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St., Quogue. 631-653-4224.

HEALTH INSIGHTS PRESENTATION - 5/13 - 5:15 p.m. "How Sun and Ultraviolet Radiation Affect the Human Eye - From Cataracts to Eyelid Cancer." At Southampton Hospital's Parrish Hall, the corner of Lewis Street and Herrick Road, Southampton. 631-726-8700.

ARF'S OPERATION CAT- 5/13 - 6:30 p.m. discuss the problem of feral and stray cats on the South Fork. At ARF Shelter on Daniels Hold Road, Wainscott. 631-537-0400.

LIVE MUSIC AT PIERRE'S- 5/13 - 6:30-9:30 p.m. Jody Carlson and her band will perform Tuesdays. Located at Pierre's, 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110.

ARTISTS OF THE HAMPTONS - 5/13 - 7 p.m. At the Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-728-0887.

HEALTHY FATS WORKSHOP - 5/13 - 7 p.m. At Ross School, 18 Goodfriend Dr., East Hampton. 631-907-5555.

MORNING BOOK CLUB - 5/14 - 11 a.m. Sue Miller's Lost in the Forest. At the John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049.

A BROWN BAG LUNCH AND BOOK GROUP: TITLE SWAP - 5/14 - 12 p.m. At Rogers Memorial Library, 90 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-283-4700.

FREE BLOOD PRESSURE SCREENING - 5/14 - 1-2 p.m. At the John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049.

SENIOR ADVOCATE - 5/14 - 2-4 p.m. At the John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049.

CREATIVE WRITING WORKSHOP - 5/14 - 6-8:15 p.m. Wednesdays through June 4. $150 per person. At Ross School, 18 Goodfriend Dr., East Hampton. 631-907-5000.

EVENING BOOK CLUB - 5/14 - 7 p.m. Russell Banks Sweet Hereafter. At the John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049.

GARDENING IN CONTAINERS AND SMALL SPACES - 5/10 - 7-8:30 p.m. At the Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241.

OPEN MIC - 5/14 - 8 p.m. Free admission. At Tom McBrien's Restaurant and Pub, 174 E. Montauk Hwy., Hampton Bays. 631-728-7137.

KARAOKE - 5/14 - 9 p.m.-1 a.m. At Buckley's Inn Between, 139 West Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-7197.

INSTRUCTED LIFE DRAWING CLASSES- 5/15 - 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Every Thursday. Focuses on anatomy, proportion foreshortening, mass and line quality. At Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-287-4377.

TWILIGHT THURSDAYS - 5/15 - 5-7:30 p.m. Live music by Charles Certain and complimentary cheeses. Located at Wolffer Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106.

NATURAL MEDICINE FUNDAMENTALS - 5/15 - 6-9 p.m. At Ross School, 18 Goodfriend Dr., East Hampton. 631-907-5555.

OPEN STUDIO DARK ROOM - 5/15 - 6-9 p.m. Open studio every Thursday. $20 per person. Located at Applied Arts 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631-267-2787.

FIVE SECRETS TO PERMANENT WEIGHT LOSS - 5/15 - 7-8 p.m. At Wild By Nature, 260 Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 516-827-6329.

KNITTING WITH DONNA - 5/15 - 7-9 p.m. At Hampton Bays Public Library. 52 Ponquogue Ave, Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. Call to register.

LIVE MUSIC AT MUSE - 5/15 - 7 p.m. Steve Fredericks will perform Thursdays. Located at MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge, 760 Montauk Hwy, Water Mill. 631-726-2606.

BOWLING NIGHT - 5/15 - All night $2 drinks, pool and bowling. Located at East Hampton Bowl, 71 Montauk Hwy, East Hampton. 631-324-1950.

FRIDAY MORNING BIRDS - 5/9- 7:30-9 a.m. Binoculars required. Organized by the Group for the East End. At the Quogue Wildlife Refuge, 3 Old Country Rd., Quogue. 631-537-1400 ext. 15.

TROUT POND/CLAM ISLAND - 5/10 - 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Meet at Trout Pond parking lot on Noyac Road, Noyac. 631-283-5432.

NAPEAGUE STATE PARK SHORTSHANKS HIKE - 5/10 - 10 a.m. Meet on Napeague Meadow Rd., one mile north of Route 27. 631-324-1127.

BARCELONA PLUS - 5/10 - 10 a.m. Meet on the dirt road extension of Edwards Hole Rd., west of intersection with Swamp Rd. 631-283-4591.

KAYAKING ON SCALLOP POND - 5/10 - 1-3:30 p.m. At Scallop Pond Road. Call 631-283-3195 to register.

BARREL HILL - 5/11 - 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Meet on the edge of Woods Road, Southampton. 631-283-0071.

NORTHWEST PATH HORSEBACK RIDE - 5/11 - 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Meet on Narrow Lane East, Sagaponack, across from Wolffer Estate Stables. 631-745-0689.

HISTORIC SPRINGS/POLLOCK-KRASNER - 5/14 - Walk through historic Springs and tour the Pollock-Krasner House. $5. 631-324-5799

DANSHAMPTONS.COM - Check out www.danshamptons.com for everything you need to know about the Hamptons! You can also post upcoming events by visiting http://calendar.danshamptons.com/events/

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ARCHITECTURE SCHOLARSHIPS - The Peconic Chapter of the American Institute of Architects will award three $2,500 grants this year for those that wish to advance their studies. Architects, associate A.I.A. members and intern architects who live or practice on the East End can submit travel proposals by June 27. Visit www.aiapeconic.org

MEMORIAL SCHOLARSHIP- In honor of Robert Long a scholarship fund has been set up. Local students interested in applying should contact their English teacher or guidance counselor. 631-725-4926.

RECYCLING FUNDRAISER - New York schools and other community groups can sign up for free to earn pennies for all yogurt containers and fruit drink pouches collected. To sign up visit .

RIVERHEAD FOUNDATION - Donate money to sponsor a marine mammal. Call 631-369-9840.

VOLUNTEERS NEEDED - Bideawee is seeking volunteers to help care for the animals. Located on 118 Old Country Road, Westhampton. 631-325-0200 ext. 113.

RETIRED AND SENIOR VOLUNTEER PROGRAM - Hundreds of volunteer opportunities for adults 55+ in all areas of Suffolk County. To learn more, call 631-979-9490 or visit .

YOGA AND EXERCISE CLASSES - The Town of Southampton Parks & Recreation Department is now accepting registrations for its Spring Yoga and Exercise programs. Classes will be held at the Lodge at Squiretown Park, 62 Red Creek Rd., Hampton Bays. Call 631-728-8585 for more information.

SEEKING VOLUNTEERS - The Wildlife Rescue Center of the Hamptons, Inc. is looking for volunteers to feed spring baby birds and mammals. You must be at least 16-years-old and have health insurance. Call 631-728-4200 to set up an appointment.

SENIOR MONTH - At John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049 ext. 21.

HAMPTON'S JEWISH SENIOR CLUB - Meetings every Wednesday from 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. At the Hamptons Center, 64 County Road 39, Southampton. 631-287-2249.

JELLY TASTINGS AT COREY CREEK - Pair your jams and jellies with Corey Creek wines for a tasting fee of $5. Every weekend from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. At Corey Creek Vineyard, Main Road, Southold. 631-765-4168.

WRITING WORKSHOP - "Paper, Pen and Practice: writing as vocation." Alternate Tuesdays from 6:30-8 p.m. $125 per six-week session. At Canio's Books, 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. For more info and start dates call 631-725-4926.

HORSE RESCUE OPEN HOUSE - Every Sunday from 12-2 p.m. At Amaryllis Horse Rescue, 93 Merchants Path, Southampton. 631-537-7335. www.HamptonsHorseRescue.com.

BRIDGE GARDENS TRUST - Will be open to visitors Wednesdays and Saturdays 2-4:30 p.m. 36 Mitchell Ln., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7440.

MONTAUK DOWNS SPRING GOLF TOURNAMENT -The tournament, open to the first 120 registrants, is June 3. Entry fee: $150. 631-321-3510. Nysparks.com.

PET LOSS SUPPORT GROUP - The first Monday at 5:30 p.m. and third Saturday at 10 a.m. of every month. At Bideawee Adoption Center, 118 Old Country Rd., Westhampton. 631-325-0200.

SPONSORS NEEDED - The annual East Hampton SandCastle contest is seeking sponsors for this year's competition. Money will benefit the Clamshell Foundation. www.EHSandCastle.com or 631-324-6250.

ARF'S DOG OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - Obedience 101 begins the morning of 4/26. $125 for a five week-session. Call 631-537-0400 ext. 201 or go to arfhamptons.org.

JOE KOZIAZ CERTIFIED 5K RUN/WALK - Now accepting applications for the 7/19 event. $20 if you register before 6/30. Call 631-288-3337 or go to whbcc.org.

FRESH AIR FUND - Looking for volunteers to host New York City children from low-income neighborhoods this summer. www.Freshair.org. 800-367-0003.

VOLUNTEERS NEEDED FOR USA MUSIC FESTIVAL - Held 7/26-27 at Abbess Farm in Calverton. The festival will benefit Long Island Cares, the Harry Chapin Food Bank. 631-281-0017.

VOLUNTEERS NEEDED FOR THE RETREAT DOMESTIVE VIOLENCE SERVICES - www.theretreatinc.org or 631-329-4398.