Dan's Papers - April 24, 2009

KULPRITS AND PUMPING ETHYL - Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. Kulprits at 8 p.m. $10. Pumping Ethyl at 10 p.m. $10. 631-267-3117.

NAKED STAGE MARATHON - Moonlight Drift & Reverie - a theatrical and musical journey through eastern Long Island. 6 p.m. $20 / $18 members / $5 students under 18. Staged Reading of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Dale Wasserman. 8 p.m. $10 / $8 members. The John Drew Theater at Guild Hall. 631- 324- 0806.

SOUTH FORK RELAY FOR LIFE - Remember those lost to cancer and help raise funds for the American Cancer Society. Relay starts at 6 p.m. on Friday, April 24 and ends at 6 a.m. Saturday, April 25. Southampton Town Recreation Center/SYS, Southampton. 631-300-3151.

SHOP FOR A CAUSE - Friday, April 24 from 12 to 5 p.m., Saturday, April 25, from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Two day shopping extravaganza that will benefit East End Hospice's Camp Good. 7 Bay Road, East Quogue. . 631-288-7080.

FILM SCREENING: EVERLASTING MOMENTS - Directed by Jan Troell. In a time of social change and unrest, war and poverty, Maria, a young working-class woman, wins a camera in a lottery. 7:30 p.m. $10 for adults / $7 for seniors and students / $3 for film society members. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach, 631-288-1500.

BRUSH UP YOUR SHAKESPEARE AT THE HAMPTON LIBRARY - A monthly study of Shakespeare's most memorable, beloved sonnets. 10 a.m. Hampton Library, Bridgehampton.

YOUNG PLAYWRIGHTS PERFORMANCES - Four original plays by Ross 8th graders. 11 a.m. Avram Theatre, Stony Brook Southampton, 239 Montauk Hwy.

BATTLE OF THE BANDS AND THE CREAMSICLES - Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. Battle of the Bands at 7 p.m. $5. The Creamsicles at 10 p.m. $10. 631-267-3117.

BRIDGEHAMPTON WALKING TOUR - Free historic walking tour of Bridgehampton. 10 a.m. Meet at the Corwith Homestead, 2368 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. . 631- 537-1088.

CLASSIC BOAT SOCIETY ANNUAL MEETING - Class of completed kayaks will be on display. 2 to 3 p.m. 301 Bluff Road (behind the Marine Museum), Amagansett. 631-324-2490.

PSYCHIC AND HOLISTIC LIVING FAIR - 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Gurney's Inn, 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk . 631-668-1717.

LITTLE RIVER BAND - 8 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. Tickets are $75, $60, $45. 631-288-1500.

SHOP FOR A CAUSE - See 4/24 listing for info

ORGANIZATION WORKSHOP - Organize and de-clutter your world. 631-653-4224 x4. 3 p.m. Quogue Library.

NAKED STAGE MARATHON - Newly Naked- New Works by East End Writers, including Dan Rattiner. 2 to 3:30 p.m. Comedy Improv Workshop for all ages. 4 to 5:30 p.m. Staged reading of The Illusion by Pierre Corneille Staged reading of Lysistrata by Aristophanes, adapted by Carolyn Balducci. 8 p.m. Taboo! 10:30 p.m. 631- 324- 0806.

HEARTHSIDE POETRY READING - 4 p.m. Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-204-1240.

YOUNG PLAYWRIGHTS PERFORMANCES - 7 p.m. see 4/24 listing for info.

NEW SONGWRITERS' SHOWCASE - Nashville Songwriter's Association International Songwriters' Showcase to benefit the East End Arts Council. 7:30 - 10 p.m. $10. 631 727 0900. 6025 Sound Ave., Riverhead.

GREEN GARDENING PRESENTATION - Sam Panton (Terradesign Studios) on creating sustainable landscapes 12 to 1:30 p.m. Geoffrey Nimmer (East End Garden Design) on organic installation and maintenance 2 to 3:30 p.m. Free. Design Within Reach, 30 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-7261.

LONG ISLAND SOUND CHORUS CHINESE AUCTION - Doors at 11 a.m., light lunch at 12 p.m., drawings 1 p.m. to 2 p.m. $5 admission includes one door prize ticket and lunch. Sheets of tickets are $10 for 25 tickets and one door prize ticket. 516-449-8353. Southampton United Methodist Church, 160 Main Street, Southampton.

HANDBELL FESTIVAL II - Donations of non-perishable food items for local pantries suggested for admission. 4 p.m. Bridgehampton Presbyterian Church, Bridgehampton.

DRAMATIC READING - Reading of Wait Till Next Year, a memoir of growing up in a loving family and their love of the Brooklyn Dodgers, by Doris Kearns Goodwin. 2 p.m. John Jermain Library, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049 x33.

ISRAEL INDEPENDENCE DAY CELEBRATION - Community-wide celebration of Israel's Independence Day. 10 a.m. to 12 p.m. the Jewish Center of the Hamptons (44 Woods Lane) presents arts and crafts for all ages, Israeli sports and games, and more. 11:30 a.m. Chabad (13 Woods Lane) will provide Israeli food. 1:30 p.m. Temple Adas Israel (Elizabeth Street) will show the film Visions of Israel. Falafel and chumas will be served. Free. 631-324-9858.

REMEMBERING OL' BLUE EYES - Joe Volturo sings Frank Sinatra. 2 p.m. to 3 p.m. Hampton Bays Public Library, Hampton Bays.

CONFESSIONS OF A SHAKESPEARE ADDICT - A delightful one-act play about the Long Island Dead Poets Society. 3:30 to 5 p.m. Montauk Library, 871 Montauk Hwy, Montauk. 631-668-3377.

FILM SCREENING: EVERLASTING MOMENTS - 7:30 p.m. See 4/24 for info.

ELLIOT MURPHY AND JANN CLOSE - Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. 8 p.m. $20. 631-267-3117.

NAKED STAGE MARATHON - 3 short comedies - Staged readings of The Way of All Fish by Elaine May, Boy Meets Girl by Wendy Wasserstein and God by Woody Allen. 7 p.m. The John Drew Theater at Guild Hall. 631- 324- 0806.

MINDFULNESS MEDITATION CLASS - Guided meditation. Chairs and cushions are provided. Free. 1 p.m. Mandala Ayurvedic Healing Arts, Amagansett Square, Amagansett. 631-267-6144.

ONE NIGHT OF BAKING BASICS -Cakeworks Studio. Learn how to make a delicious cake for any occasion. 6:30 - 9:30 p.m. $65. The Country School, 7 Industrial Road, Wainscott. 631-233-0251

GET MUGGED! - Discussion and creation of mugs, cups, and pitchers. Tuesday, April 28 to Wednesday, April 29. 2 to 4 p.m. Applied Arts School, 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. . 631-267-2787.

NATURAL HEALTH CARE EXPERIENCE - A stimulating experience on the body, and its natural healing capabilities. 6:30 - 7:15 p.m. Ananda Yoga and Wellness Center, 20 Hampton Road (Village Atrium), Southampton. Free. 631-287-3546.

NATURE WRITING WORKSHOP BEGINS - 5-week writing workshop entitled 'Sowing Seeds: The Writers' Garden. Tues. Apr 28 from 6:30 - 8:30 p.m. Continues on consecutive Tuesdays thru 5/26. $120. Canio's Books, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926.

GEOFFREY PAUL GORDON LEADS PLAYWRITING WORKSHOP - Express yourself in a playwriting workshop. $5 per session or $20 for the series. Please register at 631-725-0049. 5 - 7 p.m. John Jermain Library, Main St., Sag Harbor.

LYNN SHARON SCHWARTZ - Schwartz reads from her memoir, Not Now, Voyager. 7 p.m. Duke Lecture Hall, Stony Brook University, Southampton. 631-632-5030.

BONAC FAMILY BREAKFAST - Healthy family breakfast and Health and Wellness Fair. 8 to 11 a.m. Free. Bring non-perishable food donation for the Food Pantry. East Hampton Middle School. 631-668-7507.

HEALTH FAIR - 1-3:30 p.m. Featured booths include Stony Brook Nursing and Stony Brook Sleep Disorder Center. Fitness classes offered during the afternoon. Bridgehampton Community Center, 585 Sag Harbor Turnpike and Bridgehampton Head Start & Bridgehampton Child Care grounds at 551 Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton.